"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
all I know
i just shaved my vagina and ill be really sad if it doesn’t getting licked sometime within this week.
its too smooth to allow it to go uneaten
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
this is an important thing to remember.
this makes no sense and is probably false
my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
open up its the fbi
this dog looks like ryan gosling
i don’t know how i see it but i see it